This Is My World, You Just Pay Rent

showing off for that one girl in the club

and you’re like

But in your mind you’re like

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When you’re looking forward to coming home and eating something and come home to find out it’s been eaten…

baby-owl:

worst. ever.

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The awkward moment when you’re being sarcastic and someone believes you.

yourhaloisslipping:

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haaaaaaaa

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When ya girl asks you to take the trash out while the game is on

fashionistaforever:

And everyone shuts up.

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marc-06:

‘I walk around the club, fuck everybody. And all my niggas got that Heat, I feel like Pat Riley.’

i hate winnie the pooh but this was funny

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